Lab Center #2

bagel

Happened to a coworker of mine. I work at a bagel factory and we have this long bagel stick for picking up multiple bagels and transferring them to the bagel staging area. Well, this coworker loved bagels and loved scooping bagels with the bagel stick even more and I think you know where this is heading, so one shift, he takes one bagel stick and duct tapes it to another bagel stick for a super bagel stick and starts sticking it through bagel bagel hole after bagel hole until there's just way to many bagels to handle and I tried to tell him there were too many bagels on that thing and that a bagel stick can't handle the weight of that many bagels and then a few other bagel factory workers gathered around with worry in their eyes as a my ex-coworker delicately balanced the bagels on the bagel stick and slowly raised it in the air like a bagel tower and he did look like he was in over his head as the bagels on the bagel stick and he was trying to head towards the bagel staging area but then the bagel stick gave way and bagels topple everywhere and a lot of bagels bounced into some critical bagel production equipment and then he fell over because he tripped on some bagels and we all just looked at him and he knew his bagel factory days were over.

peanut

You posted a picture of Baby Nut thinking it is Mr Peanut. That is not right. Baby Nut is a younger form of the mascot that was made in 2020 during a Super Bowl ad. Mr Peanut is the main Planters mascot. His full name is Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald Smythe. He was made in 1916 when a boy named Antonio Gentile drew him and an artist gave him the top hat monocle and cane. He has been the face of the brand for more than a hundred years. In 2020 the company made an ad story where Mr Peanut died in an accident. At his funeral Baby Nut was born after Kool Aid Man’s tears touched the ground. Later that year Baby Nut grew into Peanut Jr who was shown as a young adult. By early 2021 that phase ended and the company brought back the classic Mr Peanut design in the A Nut Above ads. There is also the Nutmobile which is a peanut shaped car used for events and run by workers called Peanutters

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